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    • Great Lines From Job Evaluations

      They are one of the worst things to get in the world. No not the swine flu, a job evaluation. Always dreading what your boss really thinks of you. Most of the time people are pleasantly surprised, however, I'm sure these people were not so happy when they got their feedback!

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      1. I would not allow this employee to breed.

      2. This associate is not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't be.

      3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

      4. When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whatever foot was previously there.

      5. He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.

      6. This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

      7. He set low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

      8. This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

      9. This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.

      10. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

      11. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard was not looking.

      12. A room temperature IQ.

      13. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it together.

      14. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.

      15. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.

      16. A prime candidate for natural de-selection.

      17. Bright as Alaska in December.

      18. One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.

      19. Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

      20. Fell out of the family tree.

      21. Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

      22. Has two brains: one is lost; the other one is out looking for it.

      23. He's so dense, light bends around him.

      24. If brains were taxed, she would get a refund.

      25. If he were anymore stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

      26. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you will get change.

      27. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

      28. It is hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.

      29. On neuron short of a synapse.

      30. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.

      31. Takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.

      32. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

      33. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

      34. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.

    • Top Ten Excuses For Falling Asleep At Your Desk

      Ever been so tired at work that you can barely keep your eyelids open and slowly you start to drift off into a deep sleep in your office chair? Next thing you know you are woken up to your boss standing over you asking you why you are sleeping. Normally it is pretty hard to come up with a legitimate excuse for sleeping on the job right on the spot, but maybe if you use one of these ten excuses you will actually get away with it next time. Courtesy of comedy-zone.

      1. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

      2. "I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."

      3. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

      4. "Amen"

      5. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

      6. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"

      7. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."

      8. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

      9. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

      10. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    • Resume Bloopers

      Here's our latest batch of office humor! Ever double checked your resume or cover letter to make sure everything was perfect? Well obviously these people didn't, and Fortune Magazine thought they'd share some o

      f the funniest resume bloopers they've ever seen. And yes...they are real! Courtesy of

      1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.

      2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and spreadsheet progroms.

      3. Received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.

      4. Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.

      5. Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.

      6. Its best for employers that I not work with people.

      7. Lets meet, so you can ooh and aah over my experience.

      8. You will want me to be Head Honcho in no time.

      9. Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details.

      10. I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

      11. Failed bar exam with relatively high grades.

      12. Marital status: single. Unmarried. Unengaged. Uninvolved. No Commitments.

      13. I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.

      14. I am loyal to my employer at all costs... Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail.

      15. I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely no one and absolutely nothing.

      16. My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meterology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.

      17. I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant.

      18. As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments.

      19. Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far.

      20. Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.

      21. Note: Please don't miscontrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job.

      22. Marital status: often. Children: various.

      23. Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 a.m. every morning. Could not work under those conditions.

      24. The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

      25. Finished eighth in my class of ten.

      26. References: None. I've left a path of destruction behind me

    • Unique Job Interviews

      This may not be about office chairs but it does have to do with the office! I was recently browsing through some entertaining office jokes and came across some of the most interesting interview experiences I've ever heard of. The funniest part of all, is that these actually occurred. I hope you find these as humorous as I did! Courtesy of

      Job Interview Quotations

      Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations were asked to describe their most unusual experience interviewing prospective employees.

      A job applicant challenged the interviewer to an arm wrestle.

      Interviewee wore a Walkman, explaining that she could listen to the interviewer and the music at the same time.

      Candidate fell and broke arm during interview.

      Candidate announced she hadn't had lunch and proceeded to eat a hamburger and french fies in the interviewers office.

      Candidate explained that her long-term goals was to replace the interviewer.

      Candidate said he never finished high school because he was kidnapped and kept in a closet in Mexico.

      Balding Candidate excused himself and returned to the office a few minutes later wearing a headpiece.

      Applicant said if he was hired he would demonstrate his loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on his forearm.

      Applicant interrupted interview to phone her therapist for advice on how to answer specific interview questions.

      Candidate brought large dog to interview.

      Applicant refused to sit down and insisted on being interviewed standing up.

      Candidate dozed off during interview.

      The employers were also asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates.

      "What is it that you people do at this company?"

      "What is the company motto?"

      "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?"

      "What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?"

      "Why do you want references?"

      "Do I have to dress for the next interview?"

      "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?"

      "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?"

      "Will the company pay to relocate my horse?"

      "Does your health insurance cover pets?"

      "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?"

      "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?"

      "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?"

      "Why am I here?"

      Also included are a number of unusual statements made by candidates during the interview process.

      I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement.

      At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking.

      I feel uneasy indoors.

      Sometimes I feel like smashing things.

      Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars.

      I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington.

      I get excited very easily.

      I am fascinated by fire.

      I like tall women.

      People are always watching me.

      If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back.

      I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker.

      I never get hungry.

      I know who is responsible for most of my troubles

      If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival.

      I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me.

      I think I'm going to throw-up.

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